
Reasons why this year's Halloween costume was Gabba, Gabba, NOT:
a. The wrong wig.
b. Exactly 19 inches too short.
c. Booty.
What you don't see:
Converse low tops, faded CBs t-shirt, studded punk belt, silver chain hanging from pocket, tapered jeans strategically ripped at the knee & washed 100x so as to give the illusion that I'm a dirty sod, a Shure mic, Queens!
I'd hit it.
ReplyDeleteIve hit it many times...in my dreams
ReplyDeleteYou look fabulous. :)
ReplyDeleteI love it when you avert your eyes like that, like you just came from a coke binge in a Starbucks bathroom. Yeah, I like it all...
ReplyDeleteMy booty and my coke dealer, Pablito, thank you all.
ReplyDeletethat's hilarious
ReplyDeleteUncanny, dude! - Glo
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